Hey Goons! You never heard the saying "don't interrupt foes when they make mistakes". You should just shut up and laugh as I waste my money. Why do you want to save me from that?

Some of you take Eve to seriously.......

I'm so bankrupt that I'll be paying about 6B/week to Marmite to wardec every CFC alliance and send 3B/week to Mordus for SRP. So yes, I'll totally have to withdraw the bounty. You can safely log on now and bridge the your buddies! Don't worry, HIC gangs are the new thing since Kronos.

Oh, and your alliance, The Bastion is a strong contender for the "largest CFC losses on Marmite killboard" with 26B damage in May. But I have to tell you, beating CO2 and FCON will be no easy task. Those guys are really good at losing jump freighters.

So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure".

Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ?

So, Gevlon once again posted how goons are poor, don't know the game (while obviously he does) and everyone is laughing at their bombers. Reality distortion field, anyone?

Marmite can't shoot CFC unless the expensive wardecs. I checked it when the project started: Marmites decced GSF for 40% of 2014. The rest of CFC alliances were decced for a few weeks. They dec all CFC 100% of the time in 2014. And this is what you can't see: Marmite would like to permadec everyone but can't afford it. The enemies of the Goons would like to shoot Goons, but must pause to rat up losses. Now they can kill more Goonies.

I love how you despise your minions, despite SMA isn't the main trophy source. FCON and CO2 lost more, but GSF fost 2x more. The #1 losers are of course renters, but it takes a "special" kid to rent from Goons when he could rent from N3 or PL.

Could you let me know what it is that makes renting from N3 and PL so much better? I mean not a "I HATE GOONS WAAAH!", but from the renters point of view, what benefit they get? I mean lets face it, you don't know because you don't bother to look before you make dumb remarks, you just assume that because you hate the goons because they wouldn't let you join the party that everyone hates them and they'll all cut off their nose to spite their face.

By the way, congrats on confirming your descent into poverty.

The barrier to entry isn't that high, how hard is it to start a SA account and wait a little.

Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".

Market trading but refusing to play the .01 isk game, and seeding some pubbie markets i think. It's hard to believe that he makes so little money after talking so much big game and blogging about business/making isk for 2 years. I imagine if he properly market traded (maximized profit by .01 isking) he would be making a lot more. Most people, once they make a solid bankroll, parlay those profits into exceedingly large sums - but Gevlon has limited options due to his social problems and throwing away isk at pointless high sec 'elite pvp' ventures

"TEST are now invulnerable and can't lose the Fountain war, thanks to my donations board"

I feel like playing devil's advocate. Goons, if you were Gelvon, what steps would you take as a moderately wealthy high sec trader to hurt the goon alliance?

It's actually a good idea.

Actually, one can interpret his blog as saying simply "I am less relevant even than a renter, welp".

Now, I'll admit I'm not always on top of EVE news here, but even I would've noticed of Goons engaged in a capital brawl with MoA. If you wanna keep pretending that you're causing trouble to Goons by doing tiny little hit and run maneuvers, go right ahead.

I'll be waiting with a bucket of popcorn when you bring your capitals out and get steamrolled so hard they'll need putty knives to scrape you off the floor.

so your capital deployment to YAO was small? we fought you in a few 600 man fights that you brought to field to "deal" with us
your master mittens even listed the deployments in your SOTA

Every day we stand is a victory

We are fighting a vastly larger and more well organized coalition ...so the fact you have not even scratched us yet is a victory.

wasn't much of a dig to find kills of goons


don't even get me started on your CFC puppets .... they do make a good meat shield for Mittens I suppose


we have however met the newest low CFC turd on the totem pole...previously held by SMA....


LAWN

We thought SMA was bad.... LAWN is in a whole other catagory

if you think MOA is bad... then you should only look inside the CFC for far worse

Actually, this is why I use de-whored kills in my statistics.

This might be correct if the only thing thing that mattered in a fight was damage. Things like tackle, ewar, logistics, these things get missed out or cut down in "de-whored" data, when whole kills couldn't even happen if nobody got tackle for example.

Btw, when you are sitting in your titan and log off, does the titan disappear from space (after the timer, of course) or are titans always present in game, even if the pilot is logged off?

Let's find a formula for that. You (a player or a group) have X kills for every unit of loss, providing X/(X+1) ISK ratio. Now you start to operate as part of an N times larger group, where you are an average member (not better, worse, nor picked by the enemy for some reason). Like all groups, this group battles with groups of its own size (as smaller groups run away, larger groups chase you away). Since you are now in N times larger battle, you will get on N times more kills. The crucial thing is that you won't lose more ships. Your fleet will lose N times more ships, but other people losing their ships won't change your loss record. So your ISK ratio will grow to X*N/(X*N+1). So while having the same win and survival rate, your observed kill number approaches infinity and your ISK ratio approaches 100% as fleet size approaches infinity.

What does it mean? For someone who just wants to play or has some goal, nothing. But for someone who wants to look successful and accomplished, it means that he must be in a large fleet. No matter how many kills you have, no matter how good you are, you will never have as many kills and as good ISK ratio displayed on the killboards as a braindead F1 pusher in the coalition fleets.

Goonies!
I have trouble figuring out which hurt your little propaganda campaign more. ISD cleaning up your trolling or your master mentioning me? The first makes further shitposting pointless, but the second! I mean the only goal in your EVE life is that one day He notices you and say "you served well, little creature". And he noticed me instead.

The only thing separates you from complete disaster is a dead CFC titan.

So, I wonder how Chribba feels about being a party to what amounts to Gevlon's latest poorly designed scam?

That's all very well and good, but any publicity is good publicity, as the tired cliche goes. You've spent years giving him a soapbox to stand on. He now has it, built by the tireless cfc posters telling anyone that would listen of the hilarious posts made by this particular individual.

So Gevlon made a donation board for Mordus (because it worked so well last time). I really like how almost half of the donations come from Cfc.

I on the other hand operate with money, and don't depend on anyone liking or respecting me. .

I almost cried when I read that.

And then... the part where he goes into his fittings for his mining titan.... omfg.. and the implants for the pod concerning such...

This guy really is unstable.